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love song (beach girl)
   

I was perusing personals
looking for a mate
or maybe a date
but first I went reading all the words

the latest way to meet
the personal blog
where Princes and frogs
ramble on with Princesses and birds

what's the bottom line
to meeting online
tell me how to tell what is true

what's the final word
is it absurd
to trust strangers the way we do
no this question isn't for you
unless you want it to be to

when I first read her words
she did not seem superficial
there was depth or so I thought
thought she had something to teach

said she lived on a beach
somewhere in Missouri
or maybe was it Kansas
I was suprised there'd even be a beach

what's the bottom line
to meeting online
tell me how to tell what is true

what's the final word
is it absurd
to trust strangers the way we do
no this question isn't for you
unless you want it to be to

and her first thought
when she spoke of her bedroom
was a full length mirror
and last was a closet full of stuff

she said she wanted a star
to fall from the sky
and impress her and her mother
so above all else I had to be buff

what's the bottom line
to meeting online
tell me how to tell what is true

what's the final word
is it absurd
to trust strangers the way we do
no this question isn't for you
unless you want it to be to

we'll I've got some stuff
I don't have a mirror
and lost all interest in
impressing her and her mother
guess I'm just not that tough

I should have known by her profile
that it would be this way
because her favorite answer
was I'd prefer not to say

you might want to know
how it turned out
what's it all about
if this new age meat market
still plays the same way
and I would tell you
but I'd prefer not to say
I would tell you
but I'd prefer not to say



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