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a: damn, you again
b: nice to hear your voice too
a: stop being sarcastic
b: what should I be?
a: what do you want?
b: just called to say hello
a: you said hello two hours ago
b: did I?
a: yes
b: I'm bored
a: you're boring
b: that too
a: get a life
b: I lost it
a: you never had one
b: like you should talk?
a: at least I don't call you ten times a day
b: you don't call at all
a: clue
b: so whatcha doing?
a: reading diaries
b: that's something
a: fantasizing
b: about what?
a: masturbating
b: that's gross
a: you asked
b: want to come over?
a: no
b: want me to come over there?
a: no
b: why not?
a: because I want sex
b: I'll give you sex
a: but you don't turn me on
b: I'll still give you sex
a: I want more
b: what more?
a: something inside
b: I'll give you something inside
a: not that, asshole
b: yeah
a: no
b: so why don't you like me?
a: look, I could be sitting here looking around the internet for someone who turns me on, instead I am sitting here answering you.
b: sorry
a: no you're not
b: I am sorry
a: yes, you are
b: why would you want to sit home alone browsing the internet when you could be with me?
a: because you don't turn me on.
b: why not?
a: it's not something words can explain well
b: try
a: you are pathetic
b: yes
a: pathetic turns me off
b: oh
a: p
b: q
a: no, I've got to pee
b: did you finish?
a: yeah
b: so you're going to sign off now?
a: yeah
b: see ya
a: not if I see you first
b: ha ha